THE SOURCE OF MY CEREBRAL PALSY

Here's the best photo I've had taken where you can see the dent in my skull from where the doctors drilled into my skull about seventeen minutes after I was born. I'd like to say I was baptized for fear of death, but that isn't my name and the date is a month off.

NAME ON THE COVERS FINALLY, INSTEAD OF and many more...

MY WORK FOR PENTHOUSE, 25 YEARS GONE

If I've aged in 25 years, I wonder how well the ladies here have been. Married. Kids. This was the month of my final sale to Penthouse, they switched editors who then brought their own stable of writers along. So my days of being paid a dollar a word were gone. But I sure made a lot of money between July of 1991 and May of 1992.

THE BOOKS OF BRENDAN BGT DETZNER

I did promise awhile back that I'd post the covers of all of Brendan's books up on my website and now is as good a time as any, seeing as I'll never be able to go to the new location for the readings. Brendan has a Patreon (whatever that is), and a podcast (I sort of know what that is), has taught with Chicago Public Schools (which makes him 100% better than most of you mooks), and will probably have another book out by the time I finish this post. Everyone reading this, please continue to support Bad Grammar Theater.

RAPID TRANSIT VOLUME ONE IS LIVE

Available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, Google. Possibly Apple and Kobo, you guys will have to check. My gratitude to David Dodd and David Wilson and everybody at Crossroad Press.

No more Bad Grammar Theater For Me: Forte Framing Closing & I'll never get to wherever it goes next

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