A GIFT FROM IRAQ VIA THE PHILLIPINES

One of my fans (I think I'm up to four now) sent me this odd little item he found in Iraq. As you can see, it's not really a button. I'm also losing my eyesight, because when I retrieved my mail, I hought the postmark said Oklahoma City Miami.

D. K., as I'll refer to him as he is military, also sent this page and it seems as if he is giving me advice. TRY DATING. Geez, OK.