[the big click], published by Nick Mamatas, the complete collection

Nick had me write a copy story for the July 2012 issue. Recently he sent all the contributors a link and the download. Here's the link, I hope it gets you guys to the entire run.

http://www.thebigclickmag.com/

DREAM WOLVES, MY THREE ISSUE STORY ARC

A MONTH AGO TODAY WAS THE LAST BAD GRAMMAR THEATER AT FORTE. CLOSED.

THE SOURCE OF THE REST OF MY FRANKENSTEIN BODY

No need to mention my being hit by the car in 1989, but last summer my niece Ashley took a great photo of me with the sun on the huge scar on my left forearm. Underneath the scar is part nothing, just nothing. The closer to my wrist you get, the doctors were able to get a chunk of my right hip bone inside to keep my arm working. I have no circulatory system and I can only type with one finger, but hey, it's something. Remind me to tell you about Streator sometime.

THE SOURCE OF MY CEREBRAL PALSY

Here's the best photo I've had taken where you can see the dent in my skull from where the doctors drilled into my skull about seventeen minutes after I was born. I'd like to say I was baptized for fear of death, but that isn't my name and the date is a month off.

NAME ON THE COVERS FINALLY, INSTEAD OF and many more...

MY WORK FOR PENTHOUSE, 25 YEARS GONE

If I've aged in 25 years, I wonder how well the ladies here have been. Married. Kids. This was the month of my final sale to Penthouse, they switched editors who then brought their own stable of writers along. So my days of being paid a dollar a word were gone. But I sure made a lot of money between July of 1991 and May of 1992.

THE BOOKS OF BRENDAN BGT DETZNER

I did promise awhile back that I'd post the covers of all of Brendan's books up on my website and now is as good a time as any, seeing as I'll never be able to go to the new location for the readings. Brendan has a Patreon (whatever that is), and a podcast (I sort of know what that is), has taught with Chicago Public Schools (which makes him 100% better than most of you mooks), and will probably have another book out by the time I finish this post. Everyone reading this, please continue to support Bad Grammar Theater.