SCREENED

 

AND THEN I BURNED BURBANK DOWN!

 

RANDOM PHOTOS FROM THE FIRST FEW DAYS OF THE WEEK...PLUS ICICLES!

 

72% of the 48 contigious states are covered with snow, straight from Siberia and over the North Pole

 

THE ONION FROM WHEN IT WAS A PRINT COPY, NOT AN URBAN LEGEND

 

THE MONTH THAT WAS ALWAYS FIFTEEN DEGREES OR LESS

 

AND THEN THIS HAPPENED, THE LAMP HITTING ME RIGHT WHERE EVERYTHING ELSE ALWAYS HITS ME (GET OUT THE CRAZY GLUE)